'Forced to self-publish due to the 'taboo topic, the unthinkable issue,' of this publication, Joseph Jenkins' Humanure Handbook has now become an international best-seller. But the methods outlined within have the potential to change the ecological fate of the world.' New Yorker Magazine 'This is a cult classic which might strike those without an outhouse as disgusting. No more disgusting talk about recycling turds.' After the interview, they segued into a nice, wholesome segment about anal intercourse with midgets. it was much too objectionable for the tender ears of their audience. During the live interview, I informed them that I had been composting humanure for about 20 years and I had used all the compost for growing food. 'I was once interviewed on the Howard Stern radio show. “I compost mine and you broadcast yours.” They hung up on me.' “Well, we both deal with crap,” I replied. Then I praised their radio station for having similar characteristics to my own endeavors. Did I use a fish net? I said no, I trained my kids to bob for them like bobbing for apples, with their hands behind their backs. 'On one radio interview, the interviewer asked how I got the turds out of the toilet. Any society that grows up with water toilets seems to have an arrested development when it comes to the recycling of organic material, especially what comes from their own bodies.' Where is that mirror, anyway? Might be a clue there.' Perhaps with a little ‘ingenuity and a thorough search’ we can come up with a source. 'Where can a large animal like a human being find animal manure? Gee, that’s a tough one. Because this idea is so radical in today’s world, especially in water toilet cultures, there was no word for such an organic resource. 'The word “humanure” means human excrement beneficially recycled by feeding it to microbes. Humanure is an organic resource teeming with beneficial microorganisms. 'Americans think of human excrement as “waste” teeming with pathogens. 'The act of composting humanure is so radical and revolutionary that people who have spent their lives trying to dispose of the substance can’t quite come to grips with the idea that it can be recycled.'

'Jesus may have turned water into wine, but we turn shit into food.' The Pope of Poop

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